Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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