Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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