She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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