i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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