Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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