oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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