I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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