1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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