Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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