i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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