i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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