would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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