So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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