I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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