I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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