How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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