she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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