so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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