D3 body, D1 cock
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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