He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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