your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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