We won't sleep together?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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