Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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