You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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