i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I see more hoeing in ur future
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