i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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