Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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