If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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