You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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