Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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