Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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