We're like a lot better than the average bears
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
