I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Are we still banned from the library?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
