We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want to be your penis for a week.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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