i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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