Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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