There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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