i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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