i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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