he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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