Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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