I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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