Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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