check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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