it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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