therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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