Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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