Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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