okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
