O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
