She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need to sanitize my soul.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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