If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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