I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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