Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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