I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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