Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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