I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You made out with two different species that night
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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