Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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