How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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