Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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